Gurumin Translation (PC)

So I finally managed to get ahold of Gurumin (needs more seeders ><), and then I finally even installed it (I rock)... Like probably most of you though, I can't read Japanese, so I'm sure that everyone can imagine the extent of my and many others' plight.

Has anyone managed to find a translation guide or patch yet? I haven't been able to find a thing except for this on GameFAQs, but that's not even close to enough translateage.

All help is appreciated, thanks.

By the way, this is my first post here, so um... Hi.