things i've noticed

Hypotenewt · 08-04-2006, 07:08 PM

just some random things i've noticed about the world

1) during the hours of 1 am - 5 am the only commercials i see is life insurance and girls gone wild i think it would be a good idea to combine the two like for ex. "if your between the ages of 45 and 85 you may be eligable to get girls gone wild life insurance and with aprroved health you can get girls gone wild cd's. WARNING girls gone wild life insurance is not responsible for any heart attacks or penis injuries due to masturbation. it's not that good but i don't see them making anything better

2) when people practice the rain dance do the have to cancel practice cuz of rain?

3) when do you cross the line to staying up late to staying up early?

4) why is bologna a circle and bread squared?

5) why is it that everyone that drives slower that you is an idiot and any one that drives faster is a maniac

6) just think about this. What if the whole world had the physics of cartoons... how kick *** would that be

7) in addition w/ number six if you can survive a piano dropping on you head what kind of extreme pain would you have to go through to die?

that's all that i can think of right now but im sure to come up with more soon if you have your own feel free to post them

KiraRin · 08-05-2006, 04:52 AM

I want to say about number 6:

If we had anime physics in this world, think about how many women would be in hospital after back injuries from running with breasts that are too large...

H.

Sebur · 08-05-2006, 05:25 AM

^ If it was like number 6 old people would sometimes shrink~

08-05-2006, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KiraRin

I want to say about number 6:

If we had anime physics in this world, think about how many women would be in hospital after back injuries from running with breasts that are too large...

H.

or man in hospitals because they cheated on their GF/Wife or that the supposed "friend" is jealous.

08-05-2006, 07:21 PM

With regards to 5 i drive faster than everyone i know

Hypotenewt · 08-05-2006, 08:05 PM

1) people are always wanting a newer and spicier isn't about time they genitically enhance one?

2) in anime it's either humongous boobs or flatter that a sidewalk

3) in geico the gecko says ad icons can be trusted....not true my neighbor got raped by the doughboy last week

4) why can't we be like animals and like our own genitals

5) were do fly's go in the winter

6) why do math terms always seem to complicate something thats simple (any one who is in algerbra knows what im talking about)

7) why do men after seeing a kung fu movie think they know kung fu

8) why do people insist that everyone in a chat room is a horny 18 yearold from california

KiraRin · 08-06-2006, 04:23 AM

7 <--- I think its something they've always done since being kids... Men NEVER grow up

8 <--- Not everyone does that! I'm a horny 18 year old from the UK

H.

swe crusader · 08-06-2006, 05:41 AM

Nr.8

Man I'm 19 and sometimes horny. ! dont know how they lives in Calefonia, I'm from Sweden.

08-06-2006, 11:03 AM

I guess after the movie we feel like Bruce lee...

And I've always wanted to know how they found milk and eggs....

Did someone just walk up to a cow, suck on the udders and
say the liquids were tasty?

And did the same person see a white oval under a chicken or
see it drop out and just crack it in half for food?

Hypotenewt · 08-06-2006, 05:42 PM

1) how can cartoons logically make no sense yet somehow you get it?

08-04-2006, 07:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
Hypotenewt Spammer Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: lincoln, ne Posts: 114 Images: 1 Points: 4,354.00 Bank: 104.55 Total Points: 4,458.55 Donate	things i've noticed just some random things i've noticed about the world 1) during the hours of 1 am - 5 am the only commercials i see is life insurance and girls gone wild i think it would be a good idea to combine the two like for ex. "if your between the ages of 45 and 85 you may be eligable to get girls gone wild life insurance and with aprroved health you can get girls gone wild cd's. WARNING girls gone wild life insurance is not responsible for any heart attacks or penis injuries due to masturbation. it's not that good but i don't see them making anything better 2) when people practice the rain dance do the have to cancel practice cuz of rain? 3) when do you cross the line to staying up late to staying up early? 4) why is bologna a circle and bread squared? 5) why is it that everyone that drives slower that you is an idiot and any one that drives faster is a maniac 6) just think about this. What if the whole world had the physics of cartoons... how kick *** would that be 7) in addition w/ number six if you can survive a piano dropping on you head what kind of extreme pain would you have to go through to die? that's all that i can think of right now but im sure to come up with more soon if you have your own feel free to post them __________________ GO TORRENTS!!!

08-05-2006, 04:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
KiraRin RevanFlame's pet Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sunny South Posts: 8,772 Images: 225 Points: 30,699.32 Bank: 8,587,881.43 Total Points: 8,618,580.75 Donate	I want to say about number 6: If we had anime physics in this world, think about how many women would be in hospital after back injuries from running with breasts that are too large... H. __________________

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Sebur Lost in my Dreams Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,233 Points: 2,824.50 Bank: 3,330,154.76 Total Points: 3,332,979.26 Donate	^ If it was like number 6 old people would sometimes shrink~ __________________

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Hypotenewt Spammer Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: lincoln, ne Posts: 114 Images: 1 Points: 4,354.00 Bank: 104.55 Total Points: 4,458.55 Donate	1) people are always wanting a newer and spicier isn't about time they genitically enhance one? 2) in anime it's either humongous boobs or flatter that a sidewalk 3) in geico the gecko says ad icons can be trusted....not true my neighbor got raped by the doughboy last week 4) why can't we be like animals and like our own genitals 5) were do fly's go in the winter 6) why do math terms always seem to complicate something thats simple (any one who is in algerbra knows what im talking about) 7) why do men after seeing a kung fu movie think they know kung fu 8) why do people insist that everyone in a chat room is a horny 18 yearold from california __________________ GO TORRENTS!!! Last edited by Hypotenewt : 08-06-2006 at 02:53 AM.

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KiraRin RevanFlame's pet Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sunny South Posts: 8,772 Images: 225 Points: 30,699.32 Bank: 8,587,881.43 Total Points: 8,618,580.75 Donate	7 <--- I think its something they've always done since being kids... Men NEVER grow up 8 <--- Not everyone does that! I'm a horny 18 year old from the UK H. __________________

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Asqualla Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	With regards to 5 i drive faster than everyone i know

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swe crusader No Life Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,153 Images: 23 Points: 17,506.03 Bank: 141.30 Total Points: 17,647.33 Donate	Nr.8 Man I'm 19 and sometimes horny. ! dont know how they lives in Calefonia, I'm from Sweden.

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ryu_hayabusa122 Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	I guess after the movie we feel like Bruce lee... And I've always wanted to know how they found milk and eggs.... Did someone just walk up to a cow, suck on the udders and say the liquids were tasty? And did the same person see a white oval under a chicken or see it drop out and just crack it in half for food?

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Hypotenewt Spammer Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: lincoln, ne Posts: 114 Images: 1 Points: 4,354.00 Bank: 104.55 Total Points: 4,458.55 Donate	1) how can cartoons logically make no sense yet somehow you get it? __________________ GO TORRENTS!!!

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