Poems and Quotes

[Prometheous]

anybody heard of Tim Minchin? he writes loads of really funny songs mostly, this is one of his, the bracketed words are like tourettes
This is a long one:

Angry (feet)

Sometimes I get a bit angry
But you couldn't tell, no you couldn't tell
Unless you looked real closely
Sometimes I get a bit angry
But it's alright, yes it's alright
Cause I keep it out of sight
Inside, deep inside

I breast fed 'till I was nine
(I breast fed 'till I was nine, 'till I was nine)
Which my (quack) Doctor says is fine
And he, also says I deal with anger better
If I wrote about myself in a poem or a letter

My mother was a (stupid b*tch) caring lady
She taught me all I know
Although I was a little slow, she never gave up
She never let me (slut) down
Although she spent a lot of time at the neighbors house
When my dad was out of town

I didn't walk 'till I was 7
Or talk 'till I was 10
But neither did Napoleon according to my (quack f*cking) Doctor
Who has certificates in frames to substantiate his (dodgy, f*cking) claims

My father left my mother for the love of (poontang) another
And I have a (bastard) brother
Who I've never really known
Because my dad moved up to Queensland
And he doesn't have a (bullsh*t you fat f*ck) telephone

In primary school I had trouble making (ashtrays) friends
An issue which has become somewhat of a trend
The origin of which I can not pretend does not perplex me
Although my (quack f*cking) Doctor says it's cool
And that loads of (fat prick, shut up I'm not fat) Kids at school
Have problems with communication
And that of course some medication would be wise
And combined with more honest self expression
Could help me with my issues with emotional repression
And at 180 bucks a session
I think I'll take the (thieving fat bastard) chap's advice
I quite like (porn) photography
And books on (guns) history
And I'd like to be a (politician) vet
And I feel as I get older
I'm more in control of my violent tendencies
And when I die (kill) die
I'll have no regrets

And I feel that all this writing
Is really (poofy) Exciting
And my (quack... quack) Doctor would be proud
Because I feel a lot less angry
And I'm saying stuff out loud
And I'm letting anger out

Like today in our last session
When I taught the (quack) a lesson
'Cause he said I'm not progressing
Said I wasn't moving forward
So I said
"Let's see how you move without your f*cking legs"
And I tied him to his chair
And I pulled out my machete
And I listened to him beg
And then I cut his f*cking feet off
While he laid there bleeding
I used his feet to kick him in the head

[Tsorea]

Men's Rules

Rule number 1-If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear

[Banzuke-Brian]

We don't stand at your grave and weep.
You are not there. You do not sleep.
You are a thousand winds that blow.
You are the diamond glints on snow.
You are the sunlight on ripened grain.
You are the gentle autumn rain.
When we awaken in the morning's hush,
You are the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circling flight.
You are the soft star that shines at night.
We don't stand at your grave and cry.
You are not there. You did not die.

Mary Elizabeth Frye

[cyal8erloser]

"If you have the time to sit around and complain, you have the time to shut your mouth and make a diffrence."

"Semper Fi, Always faithful."
"That is exactly what you aren't."
"I never said I was faithful, I have three girlfriends, being faithful sucks."
"Well, you kind of have a point."
"How do you say always faith less?"
"Do I even want to tell you?"
"No, because I told all my girlfriends I was Semper Fi, I thought it ment faithless when I said it. Not always faithful."
"In the immortal three words that every man should hear. You are ****ed."
*Play Guild Wars and you see the weirdest conversations pop up...............*

"Hope is comforting, it allows us to accept fate no matter how bleak and sad it may be."

"I'll see you on the other side."

[Baron_Bukkake]

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.
~William Hazlitt
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
~Jules Renard
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
~Josh Billings

[Shinobi Raianu]

"If you desire my strength, you must pay a price"
-Yojimbo

[pitagoras]

"¡No hay casualidades!"
Vidal Olmos

[cyal8erloser]

Hope is comforting. It allows us to accept fate, no matter how tragic it might be.
Yunalesca

Men die. Beasts die. Trees die. Even continents perish. Only the power of death truly commands in Spira. Resisting its power is futile.
Maester Mika

You are a fading dream, but one that has been touched by reality. Run, dream. Run on into the daylight. And walk into reality- Yojimbo

You ask for a phoenix, yet you offer chicken feed!
-Yojimbo

Outside the dream world, life can be harsh--even cruel, but it is life
Auron

Listen to my story. This may be our last chance
Tidus.

FFX quotes inspired by Shinobi Raianu.

[Baron_Bukkake]

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world-not even our troubles.
~Charlie Chaplin
Acquire inner peace and a multitude will find their salvation near you.
~Catherine de Hueck Doherty
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is that important.
~Natalie Goldberg
I have never taken to any exercise except sleeping and resting.
~Mark Twain
'Tis better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
~Abraham Lincoln

[cyal8erloser]

"Ashley, Ashley, Ashley where are you B***h I'm, getting sick of this S**t! Where are you?"

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you can not see the shadow"- Helen Keller