Corrupt a wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Usimyoc]

Granted, but its turkey and gravy flavored.

I wish I could eat fish.

[Baron_Bukkake]

Granted....but it is sprinkled with garlic powder and covered in chocolate sauce


I wish I had some milk

[Datorma]

granted but its gone off

i wish i had money

[galatt]

granted but its from another country

i wish I could sleep more

[boscoe]

granted but you never wake up

I wish I could speak any language

[Baron_Bukkake]

Granted......But you lose your voice in a skydiving accident



I wish I could meet the girls of Negima

[boscoe]

granted but they are total bitches.

I wish I could gain all the knowledge of a book just by touching it.

[Usimyoc]

granted, but then you trip in a library and a whole shelf of fiction books land on you, and you absorb all of the information and become a psychopathic murderer who can't tell the difference between real and fantasy and has come to believe that normal people are really evil monsters trying to kill you. Then you get sent to a super-max prison and get assigned to work in the library as a way of keeping you entertained during your life-long imprisonment. Then someone stabs you with a sharpened book binding.

I wish I could open a restaurant.

[Baron_Bukkake]

Granted....you are the assistant manager at McDonald"s


I wish Jenna Jameson was the president of the United States

[xxxsamsam]

Granted. But she throws you in prison for faulty national criminal charges



I wish the moon was mine.