Corrupt a wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brokenhands]

^ Granted, but now we have spontaneous orgies around the world, and the ratio of girls to guys is 1:2. (Eww, sausage fest).

I wish I could be the guy in one of those harem hentais.

[Baron_Bukkake]

Granted.......you are the blind, crippled guy in the background


I wish I lived at Mahoura Academy

[brokenhands]

Granted, but you're the janitor. Let's just say the girls may be magical, but what they leave in toilets isn't (Eww..witches forget to flush).

I wish I didn't just gross out the rest of the posters.

[Shinobi Raianu]

granted but soon you gross them out with something far worst

i wish i knew how to transmute objects

[Killagame]

Granted, then you lose you limbs in the process

I wish I had waterproof everything

[Shinobi Raianu]

granted but in the process you dehydrate due to your waterproof body

i wish i could eat lightning and survive

[Killagame]

Granted, and after eating the lightning you try and rob some shop at night. But due to the lightning you just ate it gives away your identity and gets captured and thrown in jail.

[zplb13]

and up you ***

[brokenhands]

Hmm...I wish for a continuance of the thread.

[Baron_Bukkake]

Granted....but you can only access it from midnight to 3 am but not on weekends


I wish I had a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich