Have you ever noticed?

Tsorea · 02-03-2008, 10:16 PM

Taking this from the great stand up comedian Jerry Seinfeld who starte most of his shows with this question I created this thread.

You must start a sentence with Have you ever noticed and then say something that comes to mind, whatever you want.

Allow me to show you an example

Have you ever nticed how people in infomercials say incredibly stupid things, like in one promoting calcium pills for Ostheoporosis " now with natural calcium from coral reefs" you moron there's no such thing as "Artificial" calcium

well something like taht I think you got it right.
who's next?

mikaela.hi5 · 02-04-2008, 07:23 PM

Well, to support you baby, here's one:

Have you ever noticed that it is easier to start a rumour especially a negative one about a person than it is to refute it? Positive rumours seems to wither and die quickly.

Tsorea · 02-05-2008, 01:18 PM

That's true

Have you ever noticed who in most forums such as this out of 250 users online 200 are guests and 225 ar checking hentai while others are just browsing the forums

mikaela.hi5 · 02-05-2008, 04:43 PM

Also true

Have you ever noticed that when someone says, "I hate to be a gossip" they then gleefully proceed to tell you gossip? It amazes me how much satisfaction some of those people get from telling gossip, it's just plain wrong.

and also

Have you ever noticed that besides you, I'm the only one who posts here?

Tsorea · 02-05-2008, 05:26 PM

Yes I've noticed

Have you ever noticed how people enver look at the sunset or sunrise until they go to the beach as if it were an appropiate p`lace to look at it

mikaela.hi5 · 02-05-2008, 05:29 PM

Have you ever noticed if someone insults or threatens you, your response may be passive, avoiding conflict. But if someone insults or threatens someone you love, your response is more passionate and involved?

Tsorea · 02-05-2008, 05:31 PM

wow

Have you ever noticed that wow upside down is mom and otto spelled backwards is otto

mikaela.hi5 · 02-05-2008, 05:36 PM

Yes I have noticed

Have you ever noticed that the things you never wanted are considerably cheaper?

Tsorea · 02-05-2008, 05:38 PM

^sometimes

Have you ever noticed how underage girls can't wait to grow up while older women don't want to

mikaela.hi5 · 02-05-2008, 05:44 PM

Yea sometimes it leads to depression, and it ain't only the girls, boys too

Have you ever noticed that the smaller the idea, the bigger the words used to express it?

02-03-2008, 10:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tsorea King of Spam Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Pandora's Box Posts: 7,242 Images: 240 Points: 227.17 Bank: 729,327.97 Total Points: 729,555.14 Donate	Have you ever noticed? Taking this from the great stand up comedian Jerry Seinfeld who starte most of his shows with this question I created this thread. You must start a sentence with Have you ever noticed and then say something that comes to mind, whatever you want. Allow me to show you an example Have you ever nticed how people in infomercials say incredibly stupid things, like in one promoting calcium pills for Ostheoporosis " now with natural calcium from coral reefs" you moron there's no such thing as "Artificial" calcium well something like taht I think you got it right. who's next? __________________ Sig made by Bianchu

02-05-2008, 01:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tsorea King of Spam Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Pandora's Box Posts: 7,242 Images: 240 Points: 227.17 Bank: 729,327.97 Total Points: 729,555.14 Donate	That's true Have you ever noticed who in most forums such as this out of 250 users online 200 are guests and 225 ar checking hentai while others are just browsing the forums __________________ Sig made by Bianchu

02-05-2008, 04:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
mikaela.hi5 Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The Shotacon Club Posts: 3,365 Images: 211 Points: 10,540.63 Bank: 14,003.08 Total Points: 24,543.71 Donate	Also true Have you ever noticed that when someone says, "I hate to be a gossip" they then gleefully proceed to tell you gossip? It amazes me how much satisfaction some of those people get from telling gossip, it's just plain wrong. and also Have you ever noticed that besides you, I'm the only one who posts here? Last edited by mikaela.hi5 : 02-05-2008 at 05:20 PM.

02-05-2008, 05:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
Tsorea King of Spam Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Pandora's Box Posts: 7,242 Images: 240 Points: 227.17 Bank: 729,327.97 Total Points: 729,555.14 Donate	Yes I've noticed Have you ever noticed how people enver look at the sunset or sunrise until they go to the beach as if it were an appropiate p`lace to look at it __________________ Sig made by Bianchu

02-05-2008, 05:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
Tsorea King of Spam Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Pandora's Box Posts: 7,242 Images: 240 Points: 227.17 Bank: 729,327.97 Total Points: 729,555.14 Donate	wow Have you ever noticed that wow upside down is mom and otto spelled backwards is otto __________________ Sig made by Bianchu

02-04-2008, 07:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
mikaela.hi5 Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The Shotacon Club Posts: 3,365 Images: 211 Points: 10,540.63 Bank: 14,003.08 Total Points: 24,543.71 Donate	Well, to support you baby, here's one: Have you ever noticed that it is easier to start a rumour especially a negative one about a person than it is to refute it? Positive rumours seems to wither and die quickly.

02-05-2008, 05:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
mikaela.hi5 Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The Shotacon Club Posts: 3,365 Images: 211 Points: 10,540.63 Bank: 14,003.08 Total Points: 24,543.71 Donate	Have you ever noticed if someone insults or threatens you, your response may be passive, avoiding conflict. But if someone insults or threatens someone you love, your response is more passionate and involved?

02-05-2008, 05:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
mikaela.hi5 Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The Shotacon Club Posts: 3,365 Images: 211 Points: 10,540.63 Bank: 14,003.08 Total Points: 24,543.71 Donate	Yes I have noticed Have you ever noticed that the things you never wanted are considerably cheaper?

02-05-2008, 05:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tsorea King of Spam Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Pandora's Box Posts: 7,242 Images: 240 Points: 227.17 Bank: 729,327.97 Total Points: 729,555.14 Donate	^sometimes Have you ever noticed how underage girls can't wait to grow up while older women don't want to __________________ Sig made by Bianchu

02-05-2008, 05:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
mikaela.hi5 Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The Shotacon Club Posts: 3,365 Images: 211 Points: 10,540.63 Bank: 14,003.08 Total Points: 24,543.71 Donate	Yea sometimes it leads to depression, and it ain't only the girls, boys too Have you ever noticed that the smaller the idea, the bigger the words used to express it?

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