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Hypotenewt · 08-04-2006, 08:08 PM

just some random things i've noticed about the world

1) during the hours of 1 am - 5 am the only commercials i see is life insurance and girls gone wild i think it would be a good idea to combine the two like for ex. "if your between the ages of 45 and 85 you may be eligable to get girls gone wild life insurance and with aprroved health you can get girls gone wild cd's. WARNING girls gone wild life insurance is not responsible for any heart attacks or penis injuries due to masturbation. it's not that good but i don't see them making anything better

2) when people practice the rain dance do the have to cancel practice cuz of rain?

3) when do you cross the line to staying up late to staying up early?

4) why is bologna a circle and bread squared?

5) why is it that everyone that drives slower that you is an idiot and any one that drives faster is a maniac

6) just think about this. What if the whole world had the physics of cartoons... how kick *** would that be

7) in addition w/ number six if you can survive a piano dropping on you head what kind of extreme pain would you have to go through to die?

that's all that i can think of right now but im sure to come up with more soon if you have your own feel free to post them

08-04-2006, 08:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
Hypotenewt Spammer Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: lincoln, ne Posts: 114 Images: 1 Points: 5,365.00 Bank: 104.55 Total Points: 5,469.55 Donate	things i've noticed just some random things i've noticed about the world 1) during the hours of 1 am - 5 am the only commercials i see is life insurance and girls gone wild i think it would be a good idea to combine the two like for ex. "if your between the ages of 45 and 85 you may be eligable to get girls gone wild life insurance and with aprroved health you can get girls gone wild cd's. WARNING girls gone wild life insurance is not responsible for any heart attacks or penis injuries due to masturbation. it's not that good but i don't see them making anything better 2) when people practice the rain dance do the have to cancel practice cuz of rain? 3) when do you cross the line to staying up late to staying up early? 4) why is bologna a circle and bread squared? 5) why is it that everyone that drives slower that you is an idiot and any one that drives faster is a maniac 6) just think about this. What if the whole world had the physics of cartoons... how kick *** would that be 7) in addition w/ number six if you can survive a piano dropping on you head what kind of extreme pain would you have to go through to die? that's all that i can think of right now but im sure to come up with more soon if you have your own feel free to post them __________________ GO TORRENTS!!!